Free Resume Roast
Paste your resume text and this page runs a fixed checklist over it — measurable results, wording, length, structure and contact details — then returns the score and a blunt read of what is weakest. The checks are deterministic: the same text always produces the same result.
Expert Summary
AI-powered resume assessment
Your resume demonstrates solid technical experience but lacks measurable achievements and stronger action verbs. Adding quantified impact metrics and clearer project outcomes would significantly improve recruiter engagement and ATS performance.
Try it right now — paste your resume
This is the real analyzer, running on this page in your browser: paste the text, and fixed checks return a score with the issues behind it. Nothing is uploaded.
Need the full report? Run the complete ATS scan free. Files are parsed on your device and never uploaded.
The essentials
What is the Resume Roast?
It runs the same checklist the ATS scanner uses and returns the result as a blunt, plain-language assessment: the score, the weakest sections, and what to fix first.
Who it is for
It is for anyone who wants a straight answer rather than a polished one. If you are confident in your resume and want to know where it is weak, or you have had enough encouragement and want the list of problems, this is the version to run.
How it works
- Paste your resume text, or run the full scan on a PDF.
- The checklist scores the document on structure, keywords, contact details, achievements, verbs and phrasing.
- The roast reports the result in plain language and points to the fix for each weak area.
What you need
- Your resume as text, or a PDF for the full scan.
- No account and no payment. The tone is the only thing that is different from the scanner.
What you get
A score, a blunt summary of where the document is weak, and the same improvement list the scanner produces — with links to the tool that fixes each item.
What it does not do
It is a checklist with an opinionated voice, not a hiring decision. The difference between this and the ATS scanner is tone, not method — both run the same checks, so use the scanner when you want the report without commentary. It cannot judge whether your experience fits a role, and the score is not an employer's rating.
Next step: run the full file scan or fix the issues in the builder.
What This Resume Roast Checks
A resume roast reads the text you paste and scores it against a checklist: whether bullets carry measurable results, whether weak phrasing appears, whether the document is a workable length, whether the structure is recognisable and whether the contact block is complete.
The result lists what the checklist found and nothing else. It is not a recruiter's opinion and it cannot see anything you did not paste. If you want drafts of the fixes, the AI writing tools in the resume builder can rewrite a bullet or summary from your own details.
Checklist Scoring
Structure and Sections
Weak Phrase Detection
Measurable Results
Action Verb Check
Readability and Length
Frequently Asked Questions
What does a resume roast analyze?
This one checks the text for measurable results, weak phrasing, document length, section structure and contact details, then weights them into a single score. Formatting that a parser cannot read is checked by the ATS scanner, which reads the file rather than pasted text.
Is this resume roast free?
Yes. The roast, the score and the issue list are free and need no account, and so is the full ATS scan it links to.